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Someone who's a snake. A Steven will ignore everyone and ditch on events involving money. Another occurrence of a Steven is taking nudes off another's phone to spread them and for self pleasure. Likes: Germans, Powerpoints
"Did he just bail on paying that $250?" "Yeah bro he's been such a Steven lately."
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A dipshit who is obsessed with his girlfriend and won't dump her ugly ass. He also makes sped noises and plays baseball.
Guy 1- Dude get the fuck off your girl, like damn stop being a Steven.
Steven- I WILL NEVER!!!
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He is a retard he looks like a squirrel like to look at men he touches his so called friends stalks his friends the last person in his group to be a virgin is mainly ginger
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A person with a tiny tiny penis and like anal very much
Steven is gay
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Refers to anyone who's very muscular, manly, has good ideals, and wants to run for president but failed. Some of these people can predict future memes and quotes, like President Trump's "Make America Great Again". If lucky, these people can become meme's themselves! But these people absolutely hate people named "Jack" for their own reasons.
Can also be used as an alias or codename for someone manly
I heard the a "Steven Armstrong" is running for president!
Whoa, your boyfriend is such a "Steven Armstrong!"
Nanomachines, son!
A show on Cartoon Network produced by Rebecca Sugar, the first female producer in CN history. It's about a boy named Steven who's twelve-ish and lives with three deities called the Crystal Gems, aptly named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. He himself is a Crystal Gem due to his mother Rose Quartz sacrificing her physical form to birth him. He also has a dad who lives in a van and runs a car wash. He learns how to use his powers by going with the Gems whenever they need to save the Earth from destruction. Garnet is the serious one, Amethyst is the wild one, and Pearl is the responsible one. Despite their differences, they all love Steven the same and treat him like their son. This show is beautiful and amazing and should never be compared to the likes of Uncle Grandpa and Teen Titans Go. It has a real plot and the characters are evolving more and more. It doesn't have the stupid comedy style of Adventure Time (making up words and using nonsensical words as slang); what makes this show special is that it can be funny without "trying" to be funny. Easily CN's best show.
Steven Universe is the only thing that keeps me on Cartoon Network these days.
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