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"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
the worst legal thing to come into existence besides homework
Teacher: "We have a state test tomorrow"
All students: "fuck"
A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge
Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.
Low testosterone male.
Slang used on 4chan
"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"
1. Human Torture
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon
1. Have you done the beep test yet?
Yes, I fainted.
The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".
Put my back out last night attempting the lift test
A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.
Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.