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At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.
Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.
MFB & JSK
My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!
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when your toaster burns your food
this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!
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Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.
Soooo beware they can get very horny at night
P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
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FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!
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To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.
Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.
Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?
Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!
Steve: Nice!
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A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!
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1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
"I are pant"
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