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When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass
Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis
One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."
When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist
Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!
The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.
Micheal-Yo my balls itch
John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.
When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.
Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
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refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.
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