Uncle Sugar

Uncle Sugar is a combination of Uncle Sam & Sugar Daddy, combined to refer to the generosity of the United States federal government in bestowing money and benefits on citizens. The usage of the term was reported widely when Mike Huckabee said it during a prominent meeting in January 2014, and his comments received widespread condemnation.

"And if the Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government, then so be it, let us take that discussion all across America because women are far more than the Democrats have played them to be." - Mike Huckabee, speaking at the Republican National Committee winter meeting, January 23, 2014.

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uncle fester

a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?

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Uncle Freddie

the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.

The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."

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Uncle Jimmy

The act of sticking a spoon up someone's anus, hence the uncle in the name, and then jimmying it around so as to rupture the colon.

"Did you hear what happened to Frank?"
"Yeah man, some guy gave him an Uncle Jimmy and it almost killed him."

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Uncle Luke

Famous rapper from the rap group, 2 Live Crew. The groups claim to fame was explicit raps about sex usually degrading women.

“In the 305 bitches treat me like Im Uncle Luke..” - from Travis Scott’s single SICKO MODE

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Uncle pedo

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

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uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

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