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A nice refreshing cake to eat after taking a piss
Bruh im bouta eat a urinal cake, im hungry.
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"The disgusting Fragrance of Cat urine in a home"
A guy takes a hot chick back to his apartment, when they walk in;
She says: "Wow, it smells like you're Urine luck!"
Hes says: Yeah, I really have to get rid of that dirty oldcat! It's ruining my sex life!"
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Basically another name for the bathroom that I thought up one day at camp
Chick: Damn I have to pee
Guy: THen go use the Urination Station
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Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.
Dave's such a urinal cake, he bitched me out about my mile time but then lost to Rosie O'Donnell.
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A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.
You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."
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A tube that pee passes through.
"Adam's got mad krusties in his urinal cord."
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Bowl of hard candies at restaurant too close to the men's room. Stirred by unwashed hands of hundreds of urinators.
'Mianna just ate a urine mint'
'Gross'
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