That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person
Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass
Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night
Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist
When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.
This Terrifies the German.
"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"
Noun- A male or female-like individual resembling one with a solid muscular base without definition and tone; one with duck dynasty qualities.
Houston Astros catcher, Evan Gattis, is Hick-thick. He could swing a log then whittle it into something useful.
A sexy chicken with a fat ass
"Damn, did you see that chicken back there? That was a thick chicken."
When a sneak peek of baby fat,rolls,cheechos, or any thickness of the body shows during pictures or any other activity
Shana outfits nice but it looks messy because of her thick slip
The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).
Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"
Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.