when the joke is so funny your throat ejects from the esophagus and you are jolted into space
That was such a funny joke .. a total throat jolter if you ask me
Enlargement of a woman's (or mans) neck while in the act of deepthroating a rock hard cock. Deep enough infact, to cause low pitched audible sounds resembling the vocal sac of it's the similarly named amphibian.
"I'm serious.. this broad had the grabbed my cock and smashed her face against my stomach. Complete "bullfrog throat" she could tongue my balls with the her lower lip over my sac.
When your throat feels like it's coated in burning rubber after smoking hot weed.
When the weed is hot and burns your throat.
"Man *coughing* that pre-roll just gave me mad rubber throat."
"Dang that sucks, I hate that feeling."
Similar to strep throat. Acquired by an eventful evening at the strip club.
Damnit i went to see candy at the strip club and now i have strip throat 🤷🏼 ♀️🙄
Tonsils
As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis
My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis
When you dip your dick in caramel and your girlfriend gives you head.
After the picking her up at the bar, we stopped by the CVS where she picked up a Twix bar, which of course I didn't think anything of, until we got back to her place and we were doing our thing, and she broke it over my dick and dripped the caramel onto the shaft and then sucked it and when she was finished she told me, "that what's called a 'Copper Throat," and then I knew true love.
To really go at someone's throat tissue during oral sex. Y'know, get in there good.
"My boyfriend has a sore throat because I was up late making some throat hamburger with him."