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when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
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An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.
Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).
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The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
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a douglaston and bayside based ska band featuring one lead singer, two guitarists, two bassists, and one drummer. All of their music is simply amazing and original. They are so quick and smart that in the matter of four days they managed to write four songs, complete two covers, and book a show.
OMG did u catch Have You Seen Keith Seigal? on sunday the 23rd they were so awesome
Have You Seen Keith Seigal? is the awesomest ska band evur
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An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective
His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss
He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
Wow is that Buisness Man Keith he said that waffles are better than pancakes
A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.
Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse