cock goes where

a picture of a person (mostly female) who has her mouth wide open, like they where asked "cock goes where" and they're answering not verbal.
comes best with smiling and might be seen as comment on social network sites

A: cock goes where?
B: *open motuh widely*

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‘Where’s the cheese?’

Asking a girl or group of, who wants to have sex. Do you want to have sex with me. Do the wild thing, the hokey pokey . The horizontal waltz

Hi beautiful ‘where’s the cheese?’

Ladies hello do you know where’s the cheese?

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where is your head at?

wheres you head at wher is your mind at? not thinking right

where your head at shorty
wheres your mind at

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Where your mom?!

an illiterate fob who's a 4th grader and has strong male attributes but, surprisingly, is female.

{on the phone}
fob: what's your name?
me: what's YOUR name?
fob: where you go?
me: where YOU go?
fob: where your mom?
me: where YOUR mom?
fob: wh-...
me: {hangs up}

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where r u

Why r u searching this up u should already know this w8 hol up why did i type this maybe i dont know where i am
Wu ta fucc

Me: WHERE R U

You: I DUNT FUCCING NO

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That's where the cats live

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’