loaf of bread

When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)

"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"

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LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.

Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."

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pinch a loaf

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

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sugar loaf

That is the ultimate beautiful rock in the world,

What can i see in Brazil?
- you can go to the sugar loaf, only 15 dollars and you will have an eternal memory!

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Boner Loaf

A loaf of bread that has ones boner inserted in it to attract a Female

"Hey Jim I think your mom likes my Boner Loaf"

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Loaf Poker

A male, typically homosexual, who enjoys giving anal.

Loaf: turd - as in "Pinch off a Loaf"
Poke: poke

Seth's back door is always open to a handsome loaf poker.

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half a loaf

Getting a semi on.

On a bumpy bus ride I got a half a loaf

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