when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.
Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”
Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*
Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?
Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.
SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!
girl that leaves scratch marks on his back after sex
Ya I walked in and he was with raccoon girl.