Head Bet

A wager between lovers where the winner of the bet receives oral sex from the loser. Wagering a head bet can create excitement around an otherwise uneventful activity. Really, both are winners in the wagering of a head bet.

My girlfriend and I wagered a head bet on who would be the first to spot an attractive person shopping at our neighborhood Wal-Mart Supercenter.

bullum head

Southern slang for someone with a large or misshapen head. See kids in the hall.

Once upon a time there was this eel monkey, and he had himself a bullum head

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Dollop-Head

In two words: Prince Arthur

"price arthur is such a dollop-head"; see Prat

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Head Pusher

A sleazy guy who tries to initiate a blow job by pushing a girls head down

I liked Ryan, until I found out at Jake's party that he was a head pusher

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ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

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head case

01: A mentally unstable person who acts carelessly; 5150.
02: A person who is not of sound mind.
03: A crazy, nutty, eccentric person.

That BTK dude is a real head case.

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Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

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