Ball Wine

Rich, thick, fermented egg nog straight from the source (balls) takes some time to make but women love it!!

As i withdrew from her sopping Wound, my love figs tightened and i busted two full nuts of Ball Wine over her well shaven mound! mmmmm lovely!!!

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Wine woman

A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.

Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

Wine party

A group of workers are actually at work but not doing the work

The Human Resources didn’t email you back for a week? They’re probably having a wine party going on.

Wine sprinkler

Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.

Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."

Wine & Cheese

Code word for girls night out in which they proceed to talk shit about men they don't like, usually accompanied by wine or some other alcoholic beverages and of course cheese.

Last night i invited my friends for wine & cheese, we proceeded to talk about and his lack of social abilities.

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.