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When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick
John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.
A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”
(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.
def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."
def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."
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At UCSD having a "toaster" means that you have a dildo, vibrator, or other type of sex toy.
Word originated in York Hall between to Asian girls that needed to discuss the activities that occur in their bedroom.
MFB & JSK
My roommate is home this weekend. When the fuck will I be able to use my "TOASTER"!
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when your toaster burns your food
this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!
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Shiny Toasters are a strange animal that like to eat Xbox's or if they are feeling in a slitly different mood Playstation 2 and 2 only. They only breed if the Purple toasters are in season. The only threat to Shiny Toasters are Donkapillers The toasters can be very feriouces and are known to eat humans. They are only feriouces is you were silver because that is there trade mark.
Soooo beware they can get very horny at night
P.S DON'T WEAR SILVER....
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