Poo Tooth

A dental crown that has been dislodged, swallowed, retrieved from fecal matter, sterilized & re-cemented in order to avoid costly replacement. While indistinguishable from others, you will always know where that tooth has been.

"Damn! I just swallowed my crown! I better get a new one."
"You do realize a new one is like $900..."
"Damn! Now I'm gonna have a poo tooth! Where are the baggies?"

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snaggle tooth

when your jaw is so small and pointed (like a rat's) that you don't have enough room for two teeth in the front. instead you have one big tooth called a snaggle.

"ahhhhhh snaggle poked my eye out with her giant snaggle tooth face!"

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Tooth Douche

A device also known as a toothbrush.

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!

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Zepplin Tooth

A gap between one's teeth large enough to fly a Zepplin blimp through.

"He's got a Zepplin tooth!"

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Tooth Fairy

A 2010 family film starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that is both unoriginal and cliche. It is highly recommended that you don't waste your time with this movie, however it is a rite of passage for all Stephen Merchant fans

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna watch Tooth Fairy?
Person 2: Nah, it looks like a pretty boring movie.
Person 1: Yeah, but Stephen Merchant is in it!!
Person 2: Seriously?! Alright, I guess it's worth sitting through.

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Tooth Chipper

A person that comes in to collect on a debt that is a tough guy.

Joe didn't pay the bookie, so he sent out the tooth chipper to collect!

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Tooth Sweating

When one is in certain states of 'reality', numbness of the teeth can often feel like they are sweating

Man, I am so fuckin high the back of my teeth are sweatin'!

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