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(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure
"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"
This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot
A greeting, commonly used amoung young professionals in an office environment
Hi, Honk Poo Toot
Goodbye, Honk Poo Toot
She is getting on my nerves, Honk Poo Toot
When a (fart) turns into a bowel movement you were not expecting.
I had to go change my underwear, due to a toot gone bad.
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Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
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When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.
Jessie was being bad so I gave her the old toot ‘n’ scoot
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