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Me: Mom, I’m on TikTok!!!!
Mom: TikTak sounds totally tubular!!!!!
Me (to a Karen): Hey, by the way, you should be wearing a mask when you go out. Wearing a mask is totally tubular these days.
Karen: I don’t think so. I think speaking with the manager is totally tubular.
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Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*
See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like
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A piece of bread that has been dunked in a toilet
"Oi mate, I'll 'ave a total biscuit" *barman dunks a bagel in the loo*
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A show with three chicks; two are run-of-the-mill white valley girls and one is a black british exchange student? They work for this place called woohp?, which is ran by some pedo named jerry. They solve missions and yadi yadi yada. Yes, I've watched the show. The old episodes were awesome, but then the storyline got dry and old and it's now gay.
Girl: Totally spies was totaly awesome when I was 8.
Boy: Keep watching those chicks, there's totally hot.
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something that is awesome, a subsitute for the word sweet
That totally necture
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What's said when you want to seem like you care about what someones saying to you but you aren't actually listening at all.
Person 1: I can't believe they didn't address me how I wanted!! It's NOT okay!! I'm like so stressed and offended now!!
Person 2: Yeah, no. Totally.
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