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No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Terry Tough guy

A bloke or person who thinks they are tough but are weak as piss

bloke one: I'm going to knock your head in
bloke two: C'mon terry tough guy
*bloke two bashes bloke one

by FatGimp November 20, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tina Tough Tits

A woman who does not know her place in the world and tries to be a hardass, the equivalent of the male word "tommy tough nuts". These types of women usually require a backhand and then must be sent to the kitchen in order to make you a sandwich.

Tina: I walk into my class 5 minutes late everyday, the teacher don't do nothin' because he knows not to mess with me.

Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!

Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!

by SalmonStairWalker September 30, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


When the going gets tough, the tough get going

What this means is that when faced with difficulties and adversity, those who are mentally and physically resilient do not give up, but formulate an effective and disciplined plan of action which they initiate and carry through to a successful conclusion.

"Despite getting stuck with the fallout from Malcolm's fuck-up, Nick got everything sorted inside of a week!"
"Yeah, when the going gets tough, the tough get going."

by AKACroatalin April 3, 2015

618๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet tough guy

Someone filled with anger who never had the chance to throw it back on others because he or she is physically inferior.

A.K.A. The result of having been bullied at school as a young child, or simply the result of all IDIOTS out there who are so immature spiritually that they can't bare having the truth said to their faces.

An overly strong-minded individual who suffered from the jealousy of his inferior peers.

Internet tough guy : "your parents would deserve to be sent to Antarctica for engendering a child they were not ready to raise otherwise than by making him think that physical violence is correct while verbal violence is a sign of weakness"

Internet tough guy "Don't bother answering me unless you agree at least to an extent with me, I don't give out time to lowly minded beings like you and I know you'll only try (with miserable arguments) to proove me wrong because I just put in your face that internet tough guys are your creation, not theirs..."

by fchang69 September 13, 2011

32๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


A tough crack to nut

A female that is difficult to seduce

Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

by Gekko!!! March 28, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tough Paper Cut

1. Someone who's all talk & no action.

2. Someone who claims they're so tough, & when it comes to it, they pussy out.

3. Someone who acts tough on the phone/computer & then when you see them in person, they act all pussy.

4. Someone who talks shit & say they can/are going to "kick your ass" ; yet when you go to comfront them, they pussy out.

Friend 1: Did you hear about what Suzie did?

Friend 2: I know, she totally called Amber a bitch! And when Suzie went to comfront her, she denied everything & pussied out!

Friend 1: Yeah! She acts like such a Tough Paper Cut.

by Anairiax3 August 3, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž