hot tranny mess

noun. "Hot tranny mess" was coined in 2008 by Christian Siriano, an American fashion designer and the winner of the fourth season of American reality show Project Runway. His remark incensed the transgendered community. He soon apologized for the remark.

The term is now used to describe generically anyone (regardless of sexual identity) who is any of these: a fashion nightmare, a bad dancer, sloppy drunk, has atrocious manners, tells hilarious off-color jokes, is very funny, is flamboyant, or whose life is in shambles or an endless comedy of errors.

Who is that hot tranny mess getting thrown out of the bar?

Oh, my God! That's too funny! You crack my ass up, you hot tranny mess!

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ur granny tranny

To be used as a last resort if both ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian are in effective. It is known to turn your opponent into a bumbling mess so badly they run off and cry in a corner like a little bitch.

Ur dad lesbian.
No Your Granny tranny....

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your granny a tranny

Almost the worst and most devastating insult one could deliver to another. Only thing that can beat it would be 'Ur grandpap a trap'

Ben: ur mom gay...
Alex: your granny a tranny...
Ben: *wiped from existence*

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tranny attack

Going craaaazily crazy/ mad/ spazzed.

My dad had a tranny attack at me last night when he saw me shagging the dog!

OR...

Rosie had a tranny attack when she found out that Lucy knew about her lezzy crush!

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hot tranny mess

a more colorful way of calling someone a 'hot mess', itself a way of calling someone a mess. The added color of 'tranny' and 'hot' takes the edge off of calling someone directly a 'mess'. It can have a range of connotation, from negative to neutral. Sometimes, ironically, it can be a compliment.
Alone, tranny is used as a greeting among gay men.

Gay#1: Heeey tranny.
Gay#2: HAAAY tranny!
Gay#1: Tranny, you are a hot tranny mess today; what'd you do last night?

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Chocolate Tranny

A chocolate tranny is when you have to shit extreemly hard and you get a black chick to stand behind you naked while you pull your pants down and let er rip onto her pelvic muscle.

Frank: Dude I have to shit so bad.

Steve: Yeah get Sha-Nay-Nay she's a fuckin whore who'd love a chocolate tranny.

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ur granny tranny

The worst insult known to mankind. Worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” it even resists the counter of “no u”

Jack: “ur mom gay lol”
Steven: “ur dad lesbian”
Jack: “ur granny tranny”
Steven: *explodes*

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