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A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.
Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?
Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.
Mike: Nice.
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when she jerks you off so hard you gain an australian accent
"hello my fellow american friend, *gets turbo tug* CRIKEY IVE JUST BEEN TURBO TUGGED MATE
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When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.
"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."
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The act of being sexually pleasured by hand in an automobile.
I've never blown a bigger load than from the Lug Tug i got on the freeway last night.
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1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.
Johnny Depp: How about I give you a rug tug my dear?
Prostitute: Ok I'll shave it off dickhead!
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The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.
Mom: Do the washing up!
Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!
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(non-Gender Specific) When a girl is in between two men. The guy in front is receiving a hand-job and leading her forward while a man is pushing her forward in her vagina or ass;
or,
when a man is between a woman who tugs him forward teasingly with a blow-job or hand-job and a man (or woman with dildo) pushes from behind in his ass.
"Last night Mellisa was sucking teasingly and James was driving me from behind. It was the best Tug-boating I've has in a long time.
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