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Wives and Girlfriends of Members of the Military who think that just because they are WITH a Soldier that they are the same rank and are entitled to the same respect as their soldier.
if their soldier is a officer, the Dependa-twat thinks that everyone has to respect and salute them too
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Twat-Banter.
Noun
The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.
Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.
"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"
"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."
A skank willing to do anything for dope . Typically diseased.
I wouldn't mess with that twat maggot , you'll catch a std .
'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'
Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat
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A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).
The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.
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A skewbald or piebald horse that spends considerably more time trying to embarrass it’s rider (often by throwing them off) than it does trying to clear a fence/complete a dressage test/follow any other instructions. Often ridden by a shit eventer.
The patchy twat threw me at the first fence in the cross country today
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A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.
My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.
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