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When a girl is prenant and her vagina goes blue from higher blood flow to that area causing it to look just like twinkies just blue
girl..omg i hve blue twinkies
boy...i know nd u r prego
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When your stoned with a chick and your eating a twinkie and you take it and shove it up her ass.
yO. bitch stick this twinkie up yo ass.
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O.K., this is the REAL Proud Conservative. Not his groupie.
The Story of the twinkie defense is thus:
In 1978, Dan White, a former San Francisco city supervisor who had recently resigned his position, entered San Francisco City Hall through a basement window, went upstairs, and shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk.
Psychiatrist Martin Blinder testified in court that White had been depressed, which led to eating junk food: Twinkies and Coca-Cola. This further deepened White's depression, since he was an ex-athlete and knew that the food was not good for him. This was evidence of his depression that prompted his murder spree. This celebrated diagnosis became known as the "Twinkie defense."
(Taken from www.ohnonews.com)
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The act of one male who has herpes sticking his penis into another males anus.
"Did you hear about the fried twinkie that Ryan gave Seth."
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One who is overly protective of their foods, especially Twinkies, hence the name.
Keith: Hey, can I have a Twinkie or some Fruit Loops?
airsoft guy: Fuck off, no Twinkie for you! And get the fuck out of my house!
Keith: Dude, you're a Twinkie Nazi.
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When someone (probably someone low class) takes a loaf of bread or cake and has sex with it until he eventually busts a nut, causing it to fill up with semen. This makes it like a twinkie because it's bread with cream.
"That fly gansta, Fitty Cent just went and busted a nut in some pound cake, making it a Gansta Twinkie"
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Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.
"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."
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