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A usually cheap turbo bought from an Asian country that won't last long
When they are ragging on your shit ox 1992 civic but don't know about the teriyaki titty twister under the hood
Slang term for masturbation
"Man this sucks, gotta go home and play some One man Twister"
During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.
A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"
When You attach a girls toes to a large drill, then put your dick in her toes than start the drill, creating an orgasmic experience
Kathy game me the toe twister 2000 last night and it was better than any foot job I’ve ever gotten from a slut
An absolutely devious play in a game of chess which causes the opposing player to let out an unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being.
Greg: "I can't believe I got away with that play on Michael in this game of chess."
Michael: " *An unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being*"
Greg: "Wow, I guess I really laid down that Bulgarian Nipple Twister."