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you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments
Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up
Person2:nevermind I just cried
Another way to say "shut up" when someone is aggravating you
Mostly used by black people, in most cases included with the n word (Shut your bitch ass up n*gga)
1: Easy game.
2: Shut your bitch ass up.
Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight
A common phrase used by the black population
Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.
up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay