ur mama

The person I fucked yesterday.

-Ah, Harder, Harder! your mom said.

Your mama: The person I fucked really hard yesterday.

UR BALLZ

ur balls but with a z so it’s infinitely better

AYO GET UR BALLZ OUTTA MY MOUTH

Ur Popped

ur out of your mind, you’re crazy, you’re high, you’re drunk, you’re popped

Sam: yo bro throw 50 my way so i can get some food.
Josaihia: nigga ur popped

ur marge

Ur mom

Ur Marge i wish i had a margin too

ur ma

birth

ur ma is inevatible

löp ur

1) skilled nurse

2) Ran out in swedish
3) addicted to Diazepam

Gian is such a löp ur.

Ur mom

Good In bed

Ur mom is very good in bed