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The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
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Vaginal cream is used for the relief of vaginal symptoms such as dryness or itch.
She had a wicked pussy itch, so she put some vaginal cream on her vaginal regions.
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Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.
I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.
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A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.
A: Did you go down on her?
B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.
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Something you should never type into a definition bar!
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A GDer who has gained prommiedom by means of creating e-drama via Shellmac and "FUCK YOU HATERS" threads in which he names people and why they are failed abortions.
He's also dating another GDfag called "And I was like WHAT."
Gaiafag: "Fuck vaginal vomit!"
vaginal vomit v9000: "No no no. Fuck YOU."
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An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.
Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!
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