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When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.
My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!
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The reason why so many suicides are in winter. The reason why there are high murders during February.
Valentine's day, really? Just another way for men to kill each other over a girl.
Guy commits sucide because of Valentine's day coming up.
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A special day all women would dream for a very romantic dinner under the starry sky and so forth.
Woman: Hunny, tomorrow is valentine's day....
Man: Oh!! Thanks for reminding me. Bob is having his bachelor party tomorrow night. You wanna tag along?
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A tiny hoe who likes chodes. She is in a three way mariiage with Aiden and Matthew. Tiny boobs.
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Someone you want to date but feel to weird asking to date so you ask them to be your valentine but as a friend.
When you don’t have the balls to ask them to date so you say “wanna be my Friend Valentine or valentine but as a friend”
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A day that you get to set aside to show your boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other that you love them. You don't need money or presents or a nice dinner. Just be glad that there is a day that you can prove your love without having to work around work or school or kids. Make each other happy. And support a day if love, even if you don't believe in Hallmark and valentines.
I love you, and I'm so happy to have someone as amazing as you. I hope I show you everyday but if not, I'll show you today. Happy Valentine's Day.
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1. A day to get gifts from your bae
BUT MORE OFTEN...
2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.
Today is Valentine's Day :(.
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