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someone that wants to be a vegan. if they have a vegan option on a menu they will choose that but if there’s nothing else, they may cave in and have some decaying animal flesh.
-if you’re vegan, why are you eating meat?
i’m a casual vegan.
-i’m a vegan, but i have cheat days.
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someone who wants to be vegan. they support veganism and would like to be vegan if they weren’t wimps. if there is a vegan option on a menu that they like, they will choose that, but when there’s no other option, they will cave in and have some decaying animal flesh.
-if you’re a vegan, why are you eating meat?
i’m a casual vegan
-i’m a casual vegan, a vegan with cheat days.
-i’m a casual vegan. don’t bother me while i eat my chicken sandwich!
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Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.
Non-vegan: These vegan cookies are freaking awesome!
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When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
Where you just eat normal food but vegan: Vegan sushi, vegan burritos, vegan lasagna, etc etc
James said he ate healthy but turns out he was just another California vegan
1. Random dude doing stuff
2. Creative fothermucker with a dirty mind and a old soul in a black bag of bones. He makes music, graffiti, fashion design, rides skateboarder too.
Person 1: Do you know who the coolest human on earth is?
Person 2: Vegan Junks, that’s fax btw
Person 1: Oh fuck, that Nigga Vegan Junks is a fucking god in human body
Person 2: He’s awesome 👏🏾
A specific type of veganism that manifests itself when one becomes completely deficient in every category of nutrition due to an obsessive compulsive disorder. This type of veganism usually results in the person becoming a complete recluse who wants to live alone and not contribute to society but finds this extremely hard to do because of the modern society. Usually an individual practicing Daniel-Veganism despises corporate business and can be extremely hypocritical.
"Don't tell me you have taken up Daniel-Veganism!"
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