Random
Source Code
Random
When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.
Mostly done by chefs
"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."
Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.
John went down to the pr0n shop to buy some fatty wank.
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
Wank up is the art of wanking yourself awake first thing in the morning.
Dude I need to wank up before I get out of bed
Masterbation with the lights off.
Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.
had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim
A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.