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Wank up is the art of wanking yourself awake first thing in the morning.
Dude I need to wank up before I get out of bed
To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.
An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
Masterbation with the lights off.
Tim: I'm all about saving the planet, I even have Eco Wanks.
Mike: What the hell is that?!
Tim: Oh I just masterbate with the lights off.
Mike: Get away from me.
That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.
had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim
A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
To wank under extreme horror or terror, usually under extreme, life or death circumstances as a last attempt at pleasure. Characterized by furious masturbation accompanied by screams and shouts.
Captain Bob: "Attention passengers, fasten all safety belts-we are heading for a crash landing."
Terrified passenger: "Time for a terror wank..." *Fap fap fap*