Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.

nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

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wear her heart on her wall

1. to publicly expose one's emotions on one's facebook wall; a twist on the old phrase "wear your heart on your sleeve."
2. to communicate feelings and thoughts specific to one person by posting on one's facebook wall, knowing the specific person will see the post on his/her newsfeed

Suzie's facebook wall post: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

Mark: So, you and Suzie broke up, huh?
Johnny: How do you know that?
Mark: Well, she does tend to wear her heart on her wall.

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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals

Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.

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Real Men Wear Pink

The most awesome band in the world. It features Spencer, Dan, Travis, and Jeff Leight. Others appear with useless instruments. Like the tambourine and the thunder tube. Bongos are badass though. Hell yeah cracker.

See Spencer B.

"OMG! I just saw RMWP in concert. THEY WERE SO AWESOME!"

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A new tie I am wearing

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

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whore who wears red lipstick

whore who wears red lipstick

whore who wears red lipstick

I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.

A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."