wee jasper

A shithole amongst towns, hundreds of miles from the nearest non related female thats not the issue it dosent stop the locals from a little inbreading.

Hi my name is tim and i really love the ladies, ehhhhhh.

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Wee-woo

Originally, a "special man" named Richard who couldn't pronounce his name correctly.
Can be used to describe any rere, tard, or mongoloid.

"What's your name?"
"Wee-woo!"
"George?"
"No! Wee-woo!"
"Brian?"
"Wee-woo!"

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wee donkey

another word for shit

oh man! i have to take the worlds biggest wee donkey

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Wee Sex

the scottish term for a small amount of sex

Oldman Jenkins: oi lassie, ill give ya a wee sex is ye come over here
7 year old: fuck off ya old hag

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Wee Sarah

Wee Sarah is a smaller, panda version of a Sarah. Wee Sarahs are generally similar in snuggliness to Sarahs and are often used as a temporary replacement when a Sarah is not available.

Wee Sarah is my favourite panda ever and is nice and snuggly.

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Wee Dance

The squirmy dance one does when is desperate need of a piss in a misguided attempt to stave off bladder pain/wetting yourself.

"You alright? Looking kinds nervous over there"

"Yeah, just doing the wee dance"

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wee unit

(west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.

did you see that wee unit?

or

Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.