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weed is the only thing i can think of (besides other drugs) that can turn an honors student into a druggie dropout. If you want to escape your problems for a few hours, workout, drink, sleep, cut, run, swim, mastrabate, or watch pirated movies on the internet. Ive tried drugs and if your a newby and never got high, dont do it. just dont. get drunk or do something constructive like workout. honestly dont.
friend after summer: dude, i got high on weed.
me: didnt you apply to harvard and got accepted???
Frend: ya but i just wanna do drugs.....
me: try workn out... it gets you buff not high....
friend: loser.
me: ok but in 5 years say that
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a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.
Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.
Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.
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The Herb of the world. This plant gives a pleasant high and allows the user to enjoy everything and not have to worry about anything. This is completely harmless, but you may cough.
Joey: Yo let's have a canna-party
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!
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A euphemism for marijuana.
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
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1: The bad plants that grow near your grass or other plants.
2: A drug.
1: "I hate these damn weeds!"
2: "Aye bro, you gotta try this weed tho.."
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Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.
Gods gift to the world (100% organic)
Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>
John: *enters blakes house*
yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>
Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>
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A safe, clean, fun way to interact with one's inner self and resolve internal issues; a euphoric gift from god that make# any night, song, movie, book, long trip better; I feel bad for those who look down on weed, I would smoke for the rest of my life if I could. Aka: kush, ganja, kaya, pot, smoke, zags, joints, spliff, blunt, bongs, Mary Jane, marijuana, cannibis, grass, green, etc.
There is nothing worse than running out of this.
1: u ready to cheech & chong to Cali?
2: of course, let's get chinese-eyes to jamaican-seeds.
1: u put the weed in a zag and I'll make a blunt.
2: *cough* ooh that the bomb, son.
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