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weed

a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.

Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.

Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.

by ¿jesusman? August 11, 2006


weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 03, 2017


Weeding

Smoking up

Got good stuff,let's go weeding

by tanzannia July 23, 2015


Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016


Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb

Smoking weed - weeding.

1. Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.

3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019


weed

The Herb of the world. This plant gives a pleasant high and allows the user to enjoy everything and not have to worry about anything. This is completely harmless, but you may cough.

Joey: Yo let's have a canna-party
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!

by ThatPappasKid February 15, 2016


weed

A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".

Smoke weed everyday

by Brodo_Swaggins October 17, 2016