Fight Week

Any week in a month which is pre-determined by a group of friends. During this week you may randomly insult, assault/attack and or wrestle your friend with no repercussions due to the fact that it is Fight Week! Can take place in any location such as amsterdam for example.

*Charlie Punch's Owen in the Face!*

Owen: "What the hell was that for?"

Charlie: "Its fight week baby!"

or

Owen: "Charlie you are a useless sack of shit!"

Charlie: "Are you forgetting its fight week?"
*Charlie punches Owen in the face!*

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Ladies' week

Socially acceptable reference to mensturation.

Nanette: Fancy coming swimming tomorrow?
Fleur: No thanks, it's ladies' week

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Gooch Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during gooch week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

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dead week

where universities choose to stop having parties because staying takes up our whole lives.....unless you go to the university of Alabama.

dude theres no parties this weekend its dead week...lets go to Alabama.

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week of 7

The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.

Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest

Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.

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mere weeks

Any length of time between current and the next lan start date

<limited> i19 Attendance: 232 signed up, 48 paid, 552 places left - 9wks 1day 14hrs 42mins 4secs to go!
<F2_Switch> Mere WEEKS!

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Jenga Week

another name for a girl's monthly time.
because using a tampon is like playing jenga, with your vajenga.

girl 1: ughh, i just started jenga week.
girl 2: dang, that sucks, i just finished.
girl 1: lucky! god, first it was an awful game, now it's an awful week too!

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