Wheels up

The point in a journey where you have officially left your starting point and begun traveling to your destination. Your bags are loaded, your kids are strapped in, your fully gassed up, food is packed, and you can officially announce your ETA. For people who run late all the time, this communicates that you have completed procrastinating and are done going back inside to grab “one more thing”. It comes from aviation jargon where your wheels leave the runway and you can fold up the landing gear.

In order to arrive at the park by noon, we need to be wheels up by 11:30!
OK, homie, I am finally wheels up, be there in 10 minutes.

Zeus wheel

The Best pussy or a pussy you remember forever.
Goddess like pussy.

I remember her Zeus wheel… it was the best pussy I ever had.

dual wheeling

Actively wheeling two people at the same time.

"Dude, have you seen how much time Nick spends with Danielle and Sarah?"

"Yeah, he's totally dual wheeling them."

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

brick on wheels

If they are named this, they are gay.

You are a brick on wheels.

E-Wheeling

-Verb:

To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.

"Ryan was e-wheeling those girls so hard last night"

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."