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The greatest mix of alcohol and cussing known to man. Whiskey fuck serves as the perfect phrase in most any scenario but works especially well for describing unimaginable awesomeness. It cannot be used too much or it loses its endearing, irreverent qualities but when the perfect moment pops up, when the spirit is flowing, there's no substitute for a well-enunciated "Whiskey Fuck!"
*The most incredible Neil Young song in the world comes on your Pandora as you reach the top of your hike to Washington State's Rattlesnake Ridge* So you say, overcome with wild and glorious emotions, "Damn, this moment is whiskey fuck"
"Whiskey fuck, life is wild!"
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That's the very crucial and embarassing part of the night when a guys dream could possibly be coming true but he didn't think he stood a chance so all night he drowned his sorrows on how he will never get with this girl only to have his dream come true but the amount of alcohol coursing thru his system is routing his blood every else other than where it is needed most...
Male A: "Yo bro, you hit that last night haha"
Male B: "Dude so I get back and she's all like let's fuck."
Male A: "Bullshit"
Male B: "Fuckin swear bro"
Male A: "So did you get laid or what?"
Male B: "Man you seen all them damn shots we took, I got fucking whiskey dick"
Male A,C,D,E,F: "Hahaha you homo she was so fine"
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An action after a night of drinking where one uses a whiskey bottle as a dildo.
I heard Dan gave himself a frisky whiskey last night.
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When a guy cannot get a boner because of too much beer or alcohol..even if megan fox was in front of you naked..
GUY 1: Dude! megan fox offered to pay me a million dollars to fuck her...
GUY 2: Well shit you never need to work agian! :)
GUY 1: I had whiskey dick...so im broke
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Well whiskey is an alcoholic beverage that is most commonly processed in Well Pennsylvania. In order to be considered true “Well Whiskey” the beverage must be brewed from Well Wheat.
Well Wheat is a unique wheat that is both robust, and versatile. The high yield, associated with the agricultural process, makes Well Whiskey a very economical beverage. Also, the versatility of this plant allows for multiple flavors to be derived from the same wheat. Hence, most bars carry Well Whiskey, Well Rum, Well Gin, and a variety of other well products. They are all derived from the same type of wheat.
The Well Wheat was first introduced to the America’s by a British archeologist named Alexander Well. Recently, historic revisionists have discovered that Alexander Wells last name is derived from the Latin; Welluk Exuberus. This means monetary exuberance, or exuberant spending.
So, it’s ironic that Well Whiskey, which is so cheap, can be linked to the Latin term for monetary exuberance.
Spoofs Well Whiskey
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A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.
Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!
"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."
According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.
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After a long night of drinking, she had whiskey ditch. (ex I drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry)
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