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a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'
so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener
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To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener
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The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.
"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*
Wiener CPR is fun or all!
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The act of 2 male penises touching while exchanging a hug.
He grabbed me by the hips and pulled me in for a wiener hug.
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Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
Link hides his butt wiener with a tunic.
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(v)-to touch your man parts/masturbate
I went on a date with this girl, and she didn't put out so I was forced to einner wiener it all night.
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