readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

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Consolation Wife

The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.

My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.

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Wife beater

An a-shirt or tanktop or muscle shirt, sleeveless

I need to wash my wife beater.

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Wife beater

Colloquial name for Stella Artois lager in England

Coming down the pub for a couple of wife beaters mate?

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Eren's wife

Eren's wife is Sophia Jaeger. They have been married for months now and both love each other strongly. She has brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Eren loves HER and ONLY her.

Who is Eren's wife? Oh, her name is Sophia Jaeger.

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Derby Wife

The girl or guy on the team that is your best-friend. The person to hug you when your mad about a call and hit you when you aren't paying attention. There in the hospital when you break a leg and there to bail you out when you get drunk and hit a girl in the after party. In the end the person you are made for in the derby universe.

Mickey Mouse is Darth Vader Derby Wife. You can tell by how they argue lol.

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wife beater

1.) the official article of clothing in the state of New Jersey

2.) One who participates in domestic abuse

Boss: you seriously came to work in a wife beater?

guy: all i had. blow me.

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