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A style/color of hair (usually in a bob with bangs) which appears on first glance to be a wig. The person's hairline is not visible, except for perhaps a very messy (or overly accurate) part in the middle or side. Generally of one-dimensional color, i.e. black, dark brown (no highlights), white-blonde, etc.
Audrey Tautou's hair is almost, but not quite, wig hair in "Amelie." The back of her hair is too short. Louise Brook's short bob is a great example, as is Catherine Zeta-Jones's hair in the movie "Chicago."
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An Agent Wigs is a person who you unexpectedly meet on the road of life and because of that encounter, you know that God does exist. Not only that, but one may realize and believe that there is order in nature and the universe, that blessings are tangible, and that the one who's defining this can be quite cheesy however, sincere... And even though one may never fully fathom and comprehend the complexities of the laws of nature, one can fact-claim and claim as fact that that meeting and spending time with an Agent Wigs can generate: a lesson on being down-to-earth, seeing lots of pictures of a Scottish guy in all of his sane and insane adventures, a shock of not seeing a Scottish guy in a kilt, conversations that last a day but feels like a flash, Spandau Ballet a capella renditions, and so many other things that one may only experience only if...
With all of these things, experiencing moments with an Agent Wigs can make one smile, and the more one smiles, the more they are happy, and the more they are happy, the more they healthy, and the more they are healthy, and longer they live, and the longer they live, the more times they can pray to God, thanking Him for sending them an Agent Wigs.
"Agent Wigs baked me a cheesecake"
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to lose it, but in a good way, usually a 5-30 minute period of total chaos, usually brought on by excessive drinking.
then we all just ran down to the beach and jumped in the water even though it was 3am, we just wigged out.
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A Chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects semen in it
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.
Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
My chick had a gnarly jizz wig after I blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).
I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.
Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.
She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!
The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo
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A phrase used by non-technical people to describe technical things in a self-derogatory way.
Them millennials and their whizzy wig phones.
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The point of being drunk when you are hammered but not quite blacked out. Capable of anything and everything.
I cant believe you stole that parking meter. You were wig status.
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an all-purpose swear word
“they totally wigged me out by leaving me on read 😒”
“ugh that’s so wigging annoying”
“i’m completely wigged out at you rn”
“stop wigging me out like this”
“i can’t believe after everything we’be been through you’re still a wig on the inside”
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