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A failed comedian who lives in the woods shouting at the moon and blaming all his failures on jews. his devoted cult call themselves "the bears". these are angry little men who are mad the world for their own failures, just like owen. Owen also drinks turpentine and beats his wife.
Kids stay in school or you will end up like owen benjamin.
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An incredibly sexy British actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen. Credits include Chancer, Bent, Croupier, a series of BMW short films, Closer and Derailed. He's smart, talented and quite good looking.
Clive Owen is an amazing actor.
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john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.
girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
A person that thinks they are the greatest professional dog handler/Trainer/breeder, in the world! When in fact their stupidity is painful, for all to see.
“That’s the worst trained dog in the world, I bet it’s one of “Flaming Owens” dogs.
Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:
"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"
He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.
"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."
The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture
"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen
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A person who states the obvious.
As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)
Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.
Neville: You're such an obvious owen