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The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.
"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."
Steroids, specifically winstrol
He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson
When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.
Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.
Is another word for a condom.
Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.
I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.
Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.
Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer