Rich, thick, fermented egg nog straight from the source (balls) takes some time to make but women love it!!
As i withdrew from her sopping Wound, my love figs tightened and i busted two full nuts of Ball Wine over her well shaven mound! mmmmm lovely!!!
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A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.
Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female
Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.
Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.
At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!
Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.
Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."
A group of workers are actually at work but not doing the work
The Human Resources didn’t email you back for a week? They’re probably having a wine party going on.
A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!
Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!