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A true friend who will do anything stupid to get you some sweet, sweet action.
Paco is a great wing mang; he got me so much ass I felt like I was on a farm.
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Despite its age, the ship has been one of the mainstays of the Rebel Alliance and saw notable duty at the Battle of Yavin, during which the Imperial Death Star was destroyed. Prior to the introduction of the X-wing starfighter, Y-wings were the flagship fighters of the Alliance. The twin-engine Y-wing, at sixteen meters long, is a multipurpose ship that was originally designed as a compromise between a full-fledged attack fighter and a heavier bomber. The durable starfighter can give and take a great deal of punishment, but they don't have the payload capacity or the speed, stealth, and the maneuverability to compete with modern Imperial attack fighters. The Rebel Alliance has flown more Y-wings than any other fighter and has used a number of different configuration for a variety of mission profiles. It isn't uncommon for a Y-wing to be stripped down for assault runs against Imperial convoys and then be refitted by rebel technicians for a heavy bombing run against an imperial base. Y-wings also find use on diplomatic escort missions and for long-range patrols. The BTL-A4 Y-wing (LP), or Long-Probe-Class, has extra provisions, more powerful sensors, and a sophisticated navigation computer specifically for patrol duty. The Y-wing has three main components. The forward cockpit module houses the pilots and weaopons systems. A reinforced space-frame central spar stretches back from the cockpit module; the Y-wing's ionization reactor and hyperdrive/astrogation hardware are crammed into this narrow frame. A cross wing housing the main power cells ataches at the back of the spar, with the two powerful sublight ion drives on either end. The cockpit module has thick armor plating. The pilot controls a pair of forward laser cannons and twin proton torpedo launchers. A turret-mounted ion cannon is directly behind the pilot. Like the X-wing, an R2 or R4 astromech droid fits snugly into the droid socket behind the cockpit and monitors all fight, navigation, and power systems. The droid can also handle fire control, perform simple inflight maintenance, and reroute power as needed. The R2 unit also stores hyperspace jump coordinates.
WOW, I must really be a nerd to know all that!!
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adj. describing a member of the Republican Party, or a conservative. Opposite of left-wing/liberal.
Sean Hannity is right-wing.
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Once you've gone down on a girl and made her squirt you're said to have earnt your Platinum Wings. They are very rare, yet highly sort after.
"Went down on that bird last night, she squirted right in my face. I loved it."
"You dirty dog! You're the first person I know to get their Platinum Wings, well done Captain."
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An unpleasant odor coming from the under-arms.
Yo man go handle that, you wing-ballin!!!
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A cool starfighter in Star Wars. Unfortunately, it only appears in a few short scenes in Return of the Jedi, but thankfully the novels and comics afterwards exploited the awesomeness of this ship. The B-Wing is a Rebel fighter designed by the Mon Calamari, which kind of explains why it looks so weird. Anyways, it was meant to replace the Y-Wing in the Rebel fleet, and it carried a large amount of weaponry, such as 3 laser cannons and two ion cannons. The cockpit was on a swivel, which allowed the rest of the craft to rotate around it. I don't know how helpful that would be, but it looks pretty cool.
The B-Wing is my favorite Star Wars ship
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1) The partner of the Gunner (the main guy)
2) Wing Man and Gunner's Objectives: Get Laid whenever and where-ever at any cost.
3) Second in command to the Gunner
4) A wing man helps the Gunner get laid
5) The duties of the Gunner and Wing Man are to get laid as often as possible.
6) The Gunner gets laid more often.
7) Gunner and Wing Man positions are interchangeable.
8) Wing Man will do anything in his power to achieve thier objectives.
My friend acts as a wing man everytime we go to clubs. He takes care of the fugly friend or the fat chick while I get the hot chick.
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