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Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.
Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*
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The oversized female genitalia
My wand paled in comparison beside her all-encompassing (and overly moist) wizard's sleeve
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n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.
That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
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guy 1: dude, i just got home from a jimmy buffet concert and we wasn't wearing shoes.
guy 2: he's a total barefoot wizard
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A stare given to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies
Dude, did you see Greg in math class, he gave me Wizard Eyes! I'm freakin' out bro! FREAKIN' OUT!
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a gay man that is amazing at anal sex
John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.
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Right when a man cums the woman farts causing a disgusting smell and a mess everywhere.
The stinky wizard is almost like magic!
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