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Woman

An adult female human. This includes everyone who identifies as a woman. Equal to the adult male human intellectually, but have evolved to be slightly smaller and less physically strong as the male. Still seen by some as inferior for no real reason. Still face adversity in today's world but things have improved over time.

Person 1: "Did you hear about the {19th Amendment}? Finally women can vote!!"
Person 2: "Wow!! As a woman myself, I am very excited!!!!"

by Lameperson June 2, 2017

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The Woman

A female who puts fear in the hearts of all around by the ability to use excessive power and bitching. Commonly known as a Mom.

When The Woman wouldn't stop nagging little Stewart about his chores and threaten to take away his phone, little Steward felt a tinge of fear and unpleasantness overcome him.

by Zanahoria Mantequilla November 17, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woman

It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

Bob: That red-eyed metal thing that's chasing us is a terminator, right?
Fred: No, it's a woman

by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 406๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woman

Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!

Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.

Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?

by Pagan Pooh Bear November 25, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 423๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woman

The one who makes the food. And cleans.

Make me a sandwich, woman.

by sdv95 June 17, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 416๐Ÿ‘Ž


woman

Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.

Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.

by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 171๐Ÿ‘Ž


womanizer

supposedly britney's new comeback song. the song basically repeats womanizer over and over throuout the song.

britney: "womanizer woman womanizer your a womanizer oh womanizer oh your a womanizer baby"

me: stfu what song can possibly be more annoying than this

britney: "gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more"

me:commits suicide by listening to britney spears over and over again

by boogaboogaboo October 13, 2008

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