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When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....
Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".
When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.
Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:
A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"
Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.
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This is when something interupts your buzz or high. This buzz is normally caused by alcohol or drugs or can be a natural high.
I was having a great time til the cops came and wrecked my buzz.
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Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.
Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.
My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.
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The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is a game played by a group of men solely for entertainment. The game starts with any number of players and a number of chairs with dildos attached to the seats; one fewer than the number of players. The chairs are arranged in a circle facing outward, with the people standing in a circle just outside of that. The contests must be nude. A non-playing individual plays recorded music. While the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the chairs. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the chairs and take the dildo into their asshole. The player who is left without a chair is raped by the other players while he kisses the dildos clean. That player is then eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer chair than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.
I just heard they added a new sport to next year's gay olympics. It's the Minnesota Wrecking Crew!!
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To fuck a chick so hard that she has trouble walking in the morning
Person 1: Dude I wrecked her shit last night.
Person 2: she must be in a wheel chair bro
Person 1: yeah she wont be walking for awhile
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