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car wreck tv

Any television show that reasonably intelligent people would describe as horrible but many people watch religiously anyway because it is just so bad they can't bring themselves to look away or change the channel or, God forbid, turn the tv off. Most "reality" tv shows would fall under this category.

"I can't wait to get home and watch Survivor, Beauty and the Geek and The Apprentice. Too bad I'll have to Tivo American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. Just can't get enough of that car wreck tv!"

by "T$" April 24, 2008


Gravy Train Wreck

When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....

Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".

by Footguy75 August 8, 2020


train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

by ksay15 September 21, 2008

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wreck your buzz

This is when something interupts your buzz or high. This buzz is normally caused by alcohol or drugs or can be a natural high.

I was having a great time til the cops came and wrecked my buzz.

by AnnieG August 9, 2005

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titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

by Patient zero February 14, 2006

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Minnesota Wrecking Crew

The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is a game played by a group of men solely for entertainment. The game starts with any number of players and a number of chairs with dildos attached to the seats; one fewer than the number of players. The chairs are arranged in a circle facing outward, with the people standing in a circle just outside of that. The contests must be nude. A non-playing individual plays recorded music. While the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the chairs. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the chairs and take the dildo into their asshole. The player who is left without a chair is raped by the other players while he kisses the dildos clean. That player is then eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer chair than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.

I just heard they added a new sport to next year's gay olympics. It's the Minnesota Wrecking Crew!!

by Clyde Logjam January 18, 2011

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Wrecked her shit

To fuck a chick so hard that she has trouble walking in the morning

Person 1: Dude I wrecked her shit last night.
Person 2: she must be in a wheel chair bro
Person 1: yeah she wont be walking for awhile

by Mark Wilson Jr December 14, 2009

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