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If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.
FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,
I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!
now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!
I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!
"If you don't use it, You will loose it."
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If you're searching for a dose of party music, you won't find it on I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love. Lyrically, this debut album by the outstanding (and my favorite) band, My Chemical Romance, is definitely on the darker side. Lyrics like "The amount of pills i'm taking, counteracts the booze i'm drinking", from Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us, and "I think i'll love to die alone" from Cubicles, are typical of the New Jersey band's less than rosy outlook. But like so many angst-ridden alternative rock/emo bands who have begun to emerge since the early 2000's, My Chemical Romance knows how to exuberant and introspective at the same time. Musically, the tend to be aggressive and hard-rocking, but lyrically, they're all about introspection. Produced by Thursday's lead singer, Geoff Rickly, this album is a generally phenomonal effort - one that deals with a lot of negative emotions, and does so in a very candid way. Some might find the lyrics depressing, but then again, rock music isn't necessary obligated to appease to positive outlooks 24/7. Saddness, pessimism, anger, disillusionment - none of which are difficult to find on this album - are like happiness, pleasure, and optimism. I
Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love, doesn't fall short of exceptional, and is a noteworthy, generally respectable debut for the New Jersey combo.
Headfirst For Halos from I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love.
Well let's go back to the middle of the day that start's it all, I can't begin to let you know just what I'm feeling, And now the red ones make me fly, And the blue ones make me fall, And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling, As the fragments of my skull begin to fall, Fall on your tongue like pixie dust, Just think happy thoughts.....
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When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.
"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"
*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*
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It is shorthand for 'I may not be perfect, but I'll be making no efforts to improve, so be warned', in the same way that people used to say 'take me as you find me'
Guy 1: Dude, I fucked that chick that I met off of Facebook last night after seeing her hot pics.
Guy 2: Were her tits as big in person?
Guy 1: Hell yeah. What you see is what you get.
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variation the the now 'retro' phrase, "You win some, you lose some."
Often followed by silence. First used in England after a rat-like child was ripped off by a butcher.
"I went to that new cinema last week."
"Oh yeah, any good?"
"Nah mate. It wasn't built yet."
"Oh well, you know how it is. You buy some coupons, you dont."
"yeah..."
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Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.
- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you.
- Like casting George Lazenby as 007.
- Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back.
- That's von Black, bitch.
- I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!
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