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When you get so coked out you end up eating a bunch of pine needles and cuddling up with the family dog instead of paying attention to your beautiful wife
Damn bro Zacks wife Sarah is so hot I can’t believe he’s trying to cuddle the dog instead of her he’s definitely a pine sap Zack
You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
If you see this guy he is not likely eating a donut. He at least Weighs 239 pounds. He also likes to monitor the mall make sure everything is in shape, no funny business. And he smells like he hasn’t washed in 6 years.
Dude why does Zack wiss always caught lacking. Never have I once seen him not eating a donut.
Is a extreamly talented human being who is super nice and is really good at taking pictures
Wow look at Zack Caspary working
a name used as a way to classify a person, usually someone who is a bitch, more specifically the bitch of a larger group.
Person 1: “ Hey man, who’s gonna be house bitch this year.”
Person 2: “Zack”
a basic fucktard who loves jerking off. he never has anything other then one night stands. he wants something more serious with a special girl. he talks with on a day to day basis and if they don’t talk he feels weird. a zack is very fit. a problem he often has is acne. very emo.
“wow he’s hot”
“yea that’s jeff”
“who’s the guy next to him”
“a weird out cast named zack”