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pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 July 23, 2013

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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".

"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.

by Indrick Boreale March 31, 2018

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Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022


daniel's zoo

A slang term for a rotting, unsafe zoo run by an absolute dick.

"daniel's zoo is fucking awful"

by wheeeeeeeewheeeeeeee May 24, 2021


zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023


The Poormans Zoo

A store that sells domesticated animals, where low income patrons who can't afford to go to a zoo can view wildlife.

I went to look at the animals at the poormans zoo because I'm too broke to go to the real one.

by Clamchester June 22, 2020