Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.
I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.
When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
A saying to make small children angry
Me:You're a poo poo heavy.
Child: NO I'M NOT!!!!!
it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.
You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !
He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!
It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”